Trips to Target are fun when solo

Why oh why oh why didn't Target have ANY shopping carts with the two seats in front available? Do they know how much more difficult that makes an already difficult task? I valiantly tried to stuff as much as possible under the cart since David and Drew were in the back. David would have walked by the cart just fine, but then "Me Too" boy would have had to get down and that isn't an option. After about ten minutes I did what any good mom does. I booked it to the snack aisle, grabbed a bag of Chex Mix and gave a twenty second sermon on the virtue of sharing. And, in true Hansel and Hansel style the boys left a trail of Chex Mix through Target. Guess what happens when you make a mess all through the store? Apparently they get on their headsets and they send their most flamboyantly gay employee to jump in front of your baby and say "Boga boga." Yeah, it was weird. I think he was trying to be helpful and amuse the boys as I was tying bags onto the side of the cart. However, Drew almost burst into tears and David just stopped playing with his new sand roller and stared. All of this could have been avoided and we would have had a nice trip (I saved eight dollars with coupons and got free apples) if they had more carts with kid seats. I know I am not the only person crazy enough to grocery shop with their children...