If they hear it, they will say it

You can't always understand what Drew says, which is why it was so funny when he came up to me yesterday grinning and said, "Hey Nat, Nat, hey Nat!"
"Um, yes Drew?"
"NAT! Where is Keith?"
"At work Drew, please call me Mom."
Then we were in the parking lot and Drew's pacifier fell on the pavement. I snatched it up and did the disgusting thing that a lot of moms do when a pacifier drops. I put it in my mouth to "clean" it. I know it's just adding more germs to an already funky smelling paci, but it makes me feel better. Anyway, Drew just watched me put it in my mouth and giggling, he said, "NATALIE!!!" I guess he figured my full name was more respectful than the shortened version that Keith usually calls me.
Not to be outdone, David was in his fort playing with the neighbor girl yesterday. I was handing Chex Mix up (all food must be eaten in top level of fort or Hank the Tank will get it) and the girl, Kaitlyn, says, "I don't like it!" To which David calmly replied, "Try it. Try it and you may. Try it and you may, I say." Guess that's what happens when you read Green Eggs and Ham every night for two weeks.